Porgrimr austmadrgekk upp a skalann, Gunnarr ser at ruadan kyrtil bar vid glugginum, ok leggr ut med atgeirinum a hann midjan. Porgrimi skuppu foetrnir ok vard lauss skjoidrinn, ok hratadi hann ofan af pekjunni. Gengr hann sidan at piem gizuri, parer peir satu a vellinum. Gizurr leit vid honum ok maelti, "hvart er Gunnarr heima?" Porgrimr svarar, "Viti per pat, en hitt vissa ek, at atgeirr hans var heima." Sidan fell hann nidr daudr.
Ok, so who is Alan Eaton really?
Who are his friends?
And what on earth does he do for fun?